July 29, 2009
On the July 11 episode of Click & Clack's notorious radio show, Tommy read aloud some really awful - but oh so great - puns.
The Louse Can Beat the Clock
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
At Least It Wasn't the Water Loo!
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blownapart.
And my favorite:
The Pundit
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
To read more of these pungent blurbs from the desk of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe, click here. I assure you that you will be wasting your time well!
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